I haven't washed my hands.

I haven't washed my hands 20 years.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I gotta jump in.

All right, remember last episode with Jason Snow and I misremembered some sort of joke

I made over 10 years ago about never washing my hands.

I thought it was on the podcast.

It turns out it was a tweet that I wrote pretty sure during the swine flu epidemic, stupid

tweet, stupid joke about never washing my hands.

Yeah, real funny now.

But anyway, I made the joke on Twitter.

My pal Daniel Jalkit took that tweet, wrote a beautiful little song about it.

And what I was gonna do last episode is when I referenced it, grabbed the audio from the

old song that Jalkit wrote.

Jason into the show would have been a funny little gag.

After the show, I listened to the song again, realized part of my misremembering was that

the song is a chock full of F-bombs because my tweet was too.

Can't really just jump that into a podcast without warning.

So I'm using the song as the opening theme song to this episode.

But I have to jump in right here and warn everybody that the song is chock full of F-bombs.

So skip ahead about a minute if you want to avoid them.

Otherwise, enjoy.

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