280: Return of Lucinda Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court rules “not touching can’t get mad”, our collection of rejuvenating cum might finally pay off in Western Canada, and Lucinda will make her long awaited, triumphant return. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Headlines: SCOTUS upholds travel ban: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/supreme-court-travel-ban-trump-upholds-countries-muslim-ruling-latest-a8417781.html Duterte calls God "stupid": http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/25/mass-murdering-philippines-president-loses-some-support-for-calling-god-stupid/ TX Gov. Promises Dying Child He’ll Ban Abortion in All Circumstances (god this is so fucked up) http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/19/tx-gov-promises-dying-child-hell-ban-abortion-in-all-circumstances/ If FL Town Bends Rules for Orthodox Jews, Satanist Will React with “Giant Dongs” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/23/if-fl-town-bends-rules-for-orthodox-jews-satanist-will-react-with-giant-dongs/ Hot dog water sells big to Canadian stupid people: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/25/artist-sells-hot-dog-water-for-38-a-bottle-to-show-how-gullible-people-are/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Saudi lifts ban on women driving: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/as-driving-ban-lifts-saudi-women-in-crosshairs-of-change/2018/06/23/3722734c-7708-11e8-bda1-18e53a448a14_story.html Walgreens Pharmacist Refuses to Give Woman Medicine to Induce Miscarriage http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/24/walgreens-pharmacist-refuses-to-give-woman-medicine-to-induce-miscarriage/ SCOTUS rules in favor of crisis pregnancy centers: https://religionnews.com/2018/06/26/supreme-court-rules-against-california-law-targeting-anti-abortion-pregnancy-centers/

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0:00.0	Warning, I've been saving up a lot of cuss words over the last few weeks.
0:04.6	This week's episode of the skating atheist is brought to you by stamps.com for hymns.com
0:11.1	and Zip Recruiter.
0:13.0	And by the new restaurant chain for members of the Trump administration, the Soilent Green
0:18.0	Hen visit our pop up locations in Brownsville, New York, Seattle, Michigan, Oregon, how even
0:23.6	we don't know where all of them are.
0:25.4	The Soilent Green Hen.
0:27.0	It's not people, it's animals.
0:30.0	And now the skating atheist.
0:32.5	Hi, I'm Jerry and I'm Paul from What The Brits say to the Indian podcast.
0:36.4	And I may be a dark and low-sum laymanite, but even I know we didn't fact evolve from filthy,
0:41.7	monkey men.
1:00.4	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:03.7	It's June 28th.
1:05.2	And it's International Caps Lock Day.
1:07.9	I'm not shouting, I'm celebrating.
1:09.4	I'm no illusions.
1:11.0	I'm in I'm Aznec.
1:12.5	Um, he thunders.
1:14.1	New York.
1:15.6	I'm down.
1:16.1	Secret layer.
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