Hey, everyone.

Wow, this is a thrilling video.

This is what we look like when we're doing this podcast?

Man, it's going to be.

This is, what are we calling this, by the way?

You have a name.

Oh, yeah, 280 mysteries will never get back.

Okay.

280 suppressed nosepicks and gestures that have weird meanings that I'm not going to be able to do during the podcast.

I'm usually making a lot of, you know, offensive hand gestures.

Yeah, we're stepping away from the mic to yell.

I'm going like this to Lauren, like gesturing for a pen, like a cop and a movie.

I'm telling the window guy, you know, like right over there, you know.

And then I'm occasionally throwing something away, but I pick my mic up with me and walk over to the garbage

and continue talking. So all of that stuff you'll be able to see now. Wow. But this is the first

challenge for Connor to solve an encyclopedia Brown. Yeah, very excited. It's been... I picked a couple

doozies out for you. I've just been judging, you know.

I've not been able to solve a lot of them that I read, but I'm thinking that maybe with the added pressure or the, like, added focus of hearing you read them, it might be able to step my game up.

We shall see.

They're pretty short, so, I mean, they all are, but some are a little bit longer than others.

I chose shorter ones, so the mystery is nice and tight and compact.

The long ones are just the padding, the...

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