280: Listing Descriptions That Go Viral (For Better or Worse)

Hustle Humbly Podcast

Alissa Jenkins & Katy Caldwell

Entrepreneurship, Realestatepodcast, Realestate, Realtoreducation, Realtor, Business

4.9 • 809 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

🎄 It’s the middle of December, and we’re bringing you a light and funny episode perfect for listening while you wrap gifts or sip hot cocoa.

This week, we’re diving into the world of hilarious and over-the-top real estate listing descriptions. From unhaunted homes to properties with “bizarre and ominous energy,” these descriptions had us laughing, cringing, and scratching our heads. Plus, we’re decoding common phrases like “charming” and “needs TLC” to reveal what they really mean.

We’ll also share:

The worst house on the street (and why it’s still worth buying).
A pumpkin spice-themed listing that went all in on the fall vibes.
How ChatGPT can help you write better listings (with a big dose of caution).
Tips for making your listing descriptions stand out without crossing the line.

This episode is packed with laughs and a few valuable takeaways, so grab your gift wrap and tune in!

📩 Have a funny listing description you’ve come across? Send it to us! We’d love to include it in a future episode.

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0:00.0	The roof leaks, the floor creeks, and there's a terrible draft.
0:05.0	But this three-bedroom, one and a half bath home is very open concept.
0:09.0	And by that, we mean the inside is open to the outside because several windows are broken.
0:14.0	This unhaunted home is ready to be loved for the right buyer.
0:20.0	Call us today and set up an appointment to see this
0:22.3	not haunted home that is not haunted. If you're looking for a house that screams, I've got
0:29.3	bizarre and ominous energy, then honey, stop the car because you found it right here.
0:36.1	Hi, y'all. Welcome to Hustle Humbly. It's Alyssa and Katie and we are two
0:39.7	top producing realtors in the Baton Rouge market. We work for two different companies where we should be
0:44.2	competitors, but we have chosen community over competition. The goal of our podcast is to encourage you to
0:49.1	find your own way in business. So stop comparing yourself and start embracing your strengths.
0:54.6	Hi, Alyssa. Hey Katie. Welcome. Okay. It's the middle of December. Can you believe we've made
1:01.5	it? The year is almost over. And we thought it would be fun to pop in with a, we're just trying to
1:06.4	keep it light. Light, easy, fun episode for you. We'll listen to while you wrap your presence. Right, maybe so. We're just keeping it light. Light, easy, fun episode for you. We'll listen to while you wrap your presents.
1:12.5	Right.
1:13.0	Maybe so.
1:13.9	We're just keeping it light.
1:15.0	If you do that, if you're a present giver, we're just going to keep your real light.
1:18.8	So this is all funny listing descriptions.
1:22.5	Yeah.
1:23.1	We've done a photo one.
1:25.3	Yes.
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