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Happy Thursday.

Happy episode 280.

280.

280.

Big day here.

Big day.

Day here.

Remember when we hit 80 and we were like, but seriously, we're getting scary close. We're getting really high. Like, two, three, or, yeah, to 300. Like, we're getting really, really close to 300. And really close to 365 where I might do calendars. Please, please. I mean, literally, please. It's all I want is to talk about some fucking calendars and just hear about the history

of calendars. You only need 85 more episodes until we get there. Yes. And then when we have 365,

then that means you'll have one episode, regular episode, to listen to every day of the year.

Yeah. Like you could listen to us. Binge every day. If you just listen on one episode,

which most people don't yeah but

that's good because that means like do you remember one of the earliest problems that we had was like

people were binging our backlog so quickly because we only had like a year under our belt by the time like

well I guess we had like a year and a half in our belt by the time that like people started coming and

like binging us and they were catching up so quickly and we were like everyone just just slow the fuck down like one episode per day period like you need to stop and it was just like going by so fast and now it's like literally I saw a review come in and they didn't give us one star.

Oh no.

They gave us like three stars and they said I'm on episode 54 you're already canceled you're already in the wrong here you're canceled we're canceled and they're like it's you know it's like these bitches are stupid and it's like yeah of course we are like we were one year in like i know that 50 is a large number but you have to think we were one year in you're one year and so And so that's one like, I mean, we were a little over. That's like 50 weeks of us figuring out. And the main priority at that point was how to fix that fucking audio. Yeah. So that was a main priority then. And then people are like, does this music in the background ever end? I want to bring it back just one episode. I could do it all over over again, guys, back when I had all those original audio files, I would have taken that out. But they're long gone at this. I'm sure, actually, if I were to go fire up that old laptop that scarred us so bad that I won't even like trade her in because I think she's bad luck. Yeah. If I were to go fire that bitch up, I bet it's on there. One of these days, we should just plop in a little bit of music. Just for a little bit. Just for a little bit. Yeah. Just like for the. Just for the memes of it all. But yeah. So I get it. Look, 54 episodes ain't much you got going on there, you know?

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