Hi everybody, welcome to Ami the Asshole podcast. I'm Danny Vega, joined today by my lovely,

lovable co-host, the meme queen of queens herself folks, Sarah Levine. Sarah, how are you today?

I'm pretty good. I'm trying to think of anything interesting has happened to me that

we haven't already discussed. I think I lost a toenail, so that's gross. R-IP, R-I-P-S-I have also

lost a toenail. It's never happened in me before in my life. I don't, you know, I think it's

kind of humbling in a way, you know, because it's honestly like, you know, we talk a lot.

We've talked about the gap between sort of, you know, who people are and who people think they are, right?

Okay.

In other words, like, there's people who don't understand, like, you can have impulses and

you can have thoughts and stuff that are like not ideally what you would think and you've got to

like dig deeper, right? Like, obviously go to therapy, but also just kind of reflect on the fact that

you can have a dirty impulse. We're like, you know, I'm just like, where are you going with this? Yeah, well, where I'm going is, it's like, you know, this body is a fucking vessel and this

spaceship is fucking crazy because, holy shit, I lost a whole toenail. My body's like, relax, dude,

we'll just grow the whole thing back. Really? We're going to just, okay, I didn't know we could

do that. Yeah, I know. It doesn't work like that with other things. I can't just chop off a finger and grow it back.

I'm not a worm.

I know.

What a shame.

I wish we were like lizards, right?

You can rip a lizard's tail off.

No big deal.

What a great security feature for a lizard.

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