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#28 - What Chaps My @ss and Defending Mitch Trubisky

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Football, Sports

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Draft news has died down, so Chris and Paul take the opportunity to analyze (and rant about) the latest NFL news. What is the best landing spot for the remaining big name free agents like Ndamukong Suh & Ziggy Ansah? (2:39) Chris gets to vent in a new segment called What Chaps My @ss: Did a team really ask Daniel Jones to work out at tight end? (14:56) And why should fans back off players who don't work out with their teams? (18:58) We found a list of the NFL's most optimistic fan bases, and Simms names the two teams he is most excited about (32:22). And after battling once again with the Trubisky-haters, Chris gives his top picks for the next QB who will win his first Super Bowl (34:54).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Paint a word picture of AJ Dylan's legs as we see them right now.

0:07.0

It's a phenomenal.

0:09.0

I mean, first of all, the guy's got his shorts rolled up.

0:12.0

That's when you know you have legs.

0:14.0

It's like they're afraid of his leg.

0:16.0

They're right.

0:17.0

They're like, I can't go over those quads.

0:18.0

They're too thunderous.

0:20.0

Okay, well, thinking or talking about thunderous thighs, here's two guys that don't have thunderous thighs. Paul Bermister and Chris Sims, what up. Chris Sims on Button podcast. How you doing, man? Everything good? Everything's good. Doing good. All right. So we've got to inform everybody out there. First off, this is going to be the new routine now that we've hit the off season. We're not going to do Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, podcast tapings.

0:41.2

The draft. we got to inform everybody out there. First off, this is going to be the new routine now that we've hit the off season.

0:37.6

We're not going to do Monday, Wednesday, Thursday podcast tapings. The draft is over. It's limited news cycle in the NFL world right now.

0:46.5

So we, I want to make sure all the listeners know, it's going to be Tuesday tapings, Thursday tapings, and we'll have fun that way. But I think this will be the schedule going forward here, probably until the start of training camp for all those out there listening. They're just not enough to go around, not enough to talk to. Even with my big mouth, I can't find enough things to talk about three times a week right now on a podcast. And sometimes that old thing that my first sports director used to tell me, the less they see you, the more they like you. Sometimes, you know, May, June, July, the football cycle. Right. A couple times. Yeah, right. That's right. That's right. And Big Phil is on which days? Big Phil's going to be Tuesdays coming on. He's not going to make it today. We let him know a little late. That's my fault. We'll blame Matt Casey in the back, too. But either way, he will be here

1:29.8

on Thursday. He's my fault. We'll blame Matt Casey in the back, too.

1:43.5

But either way, he will be here on Thursday. He's going to do the podcast on Thursday. No, not here, not here. He does want to come here to do the podcast. Would we have to send a car to get him or would he drive himself? Probably. No, he would probably like to drive himself, actually. He likes to be in the car by himself. I don't know why.

1:46.2

But at some point during the summer, we are going to get him here.

1:47.2

He wants to do in the car by himself. I don't know why. But at some point during

1:44.8

the summer, we are going to get him here. He wants to do it. But Tuesday, for all those out there

1:49.6

listening, will be Big Fucker Tuesday from here on out. This week, it's just going to be Thursday

1:55.2

only, and we should be on a set schedule from there. Perfect. And I think I could be either Tuesday

2:00.1

or Thursday whenever I'm invited by you. You're always invited. So I like the schedule. All right, cool. Very good. Yep. What do we got today? Gosh, we got us. I know you set the rundown. I did set the rundown. Now, where do we start? I don't know. But I got a lot of stuff that grinded my gears today, chapped my ass.

2:20.7

That's what it says. Yeah, that's my ass. And a chat my ass. Is that where we want to start this podcast? It's listed as the third bullet point. But if you want to start there. No, let's not start there. That's coming up. Chat my ass. Okay. that's going to be a new segment. I do like it better than the free agent list that's listed before, though.

2:36.3

Okay.

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