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Issemyake. I'm going to see. So, Your rotund figure bounces through the brushes of the trees as do covered

leaves make way for you. You trek forward through the dark,

unsure of what you'll eventually find until you come through the other side. In front of you stands

an enormous statue of an owl, lit only by the flames held by way of torches,

nestled in the hands of the hundreds of robed men surrounding it.

Your bearded jaw hangs in awe.

You expected a shadowy cabal of mysterious figures doing malicious

business in these woods, but never pagan sacrificial rituals. The people need

to see this, you think to yourself, as you push forward to find a better vantage point.

Suddenly the ground heaves below you and you find yourself covered in water.

Slippery footing has landed you in the lake.

As the water covers your blubbery face you curse the government and global elite

for not making swimming lessons mandatory. Suddenly the sky parts and a voice

finds you. Push forward my friend that people need to know. You find the

motivation to push your way out of the lake but not before seeing something

even greater than the paganistic ritual taking place only meters away.

Two frogs both male having gay sex.

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