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Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

#28 Persistence (Steve Simeone)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.66.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2011

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Steve Simeone came to the apartment and we got in a nice long conversation about our struggles in Hollywood over the years. I’ve known him for nearly as long as I’ve been in Los Angeles. I didn’t quite realize how long it had been until we started talking. Man, there were some great times had while we were coming up. Steve is one of the funniest guys I know and he’s also one of the nicest. The fact that he’s not a household name is a sign that there is no justice in the world. But at least it led to some good stories about life on the lower end of the standup totem pole. I hope you enjoy it. I think too often there’s talk of how a particular entertainer made it in Hollywood and there’s never enough attention called to the survival years where you’re just trying to get by while you’re chasing your dreams. We got a lot of those stories in here. Enjoy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here life has been a hill to climb and sometimes you get in a bind, but the day will come, that'll bring you luck.

0:16.0

Don't live too fast, just set you peace, and when it's over you will not rage, so hang on boys.

0:24.0

Keep on trucking, keep on trucking, here's your reach to top.

0:30.0

Hello everybody and welcome to Ari Shafir's skeptic tank number 28.

0:35.0

Thank you very much for tuning in.

0:38.0

By the way, if you guys are on iTunes please hit subscribe so you can check on these every week or put them out every Monday.

0:45.0

So you can listen at work, which is what everyone does at podcasts, they listen at work and don't do anything useful and that's why we're in a recession.

0:54.0

So today on the podcast I'm welcoming my good friend Mr. Steve Simone, who I've known for like 10 years, he's one of my oldest friends in Los Angeles.

1:03.0

We sort of started at the comedy store right around the same time, and we've been there ever since, just fighting it out.

1:11.0

So that's what this topic, that's what today's episode is about, it's all about sticking to it, just continuing chase your dream.

1:19.0

Speaking of that, I have a couple things to announce, on October 26th through the 30th in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, I'm taping my first comedy CD, just in time for the medium to be completely dead.

1:33.0

I've been doing it at the comic strip, it's the website if you want tickets is the comic strip.ca, it should be fun, I'm doing it at the rooftop records, I'm really excited about it, it should be cool.

1:43.0

Plus I can get rid of all this material, never have to do it again.

1:47.0

So come out and see a lot of these jokes for the last time, anyone's ever going to see them.

1:51.0

And also I'm headlining the Los Angeles improv, the Hollywood improv, November 11th, go to improv.com for tickets to that, they're finally letting me headline.

2:01.0

Which is nice, instead of banning me for taking my dick out on stage, it's a nice switch.

2:08.0

But that's it everybody, I'm really glad you guys have been tuning in.

2:11.0

We got ranked in the top 10 of iTunes comedy last week, which is crazy, so thank you very much for your support.

2:19.0

That's really cool, glad you guys are enjoying these.

2:23.0

And with that in mind, please sit back, relax and enjoy R.E. Schaffer's Get the Tank number 28.

2:31.0

Persistence with Mr. Steve Samo.

2:53.0

Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Get the Tank.

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