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No Such Thing As A Fish

28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2014

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy...

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0:00.0

We run it on QI a few years ago.

0:01.6

Yeah.

0:02.1

And which was, there's no such thing as a fish.

0:04.4

You did not search anything as a fish.

0:05.6

No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.

0:09.9

It says it right there, first paragraph.

0:11.5

No such thing as a fish.

0:12.5

Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:24.5

to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

0:27.3

My name is Dan Schreiber.

0:28.3

I'm sitting here with three of the regular elves.

0:30.1

It's Andy Murray, Anna Chazinski, and James Harkin.

0:33.2

And once again, we've gathered around with our favorite four facts from the last week,

0:37.0

and here they are, in no particular order.

0:39.1

Andy Murray.

0:41.1

My fact is that over 100 people used to watch King Louis XIV get up and get dressed every day.

0:47.3

Did he know they were there?

0:48.5

Yes, he did.

0:49.5

So was it like a window?

0:50.5

No.

0:51.5

People would come into his bedroom and watch him...

0:53.7

Hundreds.

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