28 - Mystery Sex Machine

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Who is the hotter Scooby-Doo character, Velma or Daphnie? The boys also talk about work-related injuries, artificial intelligence therapists, and Mac tries to help a virtual reality stripper escape.

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0:00.0	I'm going to be
0:03.0	a little bit of Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.6	which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast. With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:44.3	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:53.3	Cowboy Boy
0:55.0	Yeah
0:58.0	Donuts are a breakfast food
1:00.0	Well here's my situation with that though
1:03.0	You woke up and then you ate a slim gym
1:06.0	Yeah, it's like 10 calories
1:08.0	Okay
1:09.0	And then you chased it with donuts.
1:11.7	You're also eating these donuts.
1:13.3	You're the one that told me to get donuts.
1:15.2	Dude, you're on some next level fat guy shit, though.
1:17.6	But I did have a sugar-free rock star.
1:21.5	I also ran 8 miles this morning and did 300 push-ups and 100 pull-ups.
1:27.6	Oh, yeah? A hundred pull-ups? and 100 pull-ups. Oh, yeah, 100 pull-ups?
1:29.5	A hundred pull-ups.
1:30.5	Where did you do those 100 pull-ups?
1:32.0	At the gym.
1:32.9	Oh.
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