28 Maximinus Thrax

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9 • 742 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

One day, a lonely boy was born with massive hands. And massive feet. And a massive head. And... well, you get the point. When the emperor passed through this boys village, little did he know that he was about to start the adventure of a lifetime! Rome's first peasent, giant emperor! His enemies would quake and his friends, well, they would quake too. It's time to show Johnny Allimanni a taste of Roman Steel! (as long as we can get through this damn swamp...)

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0:00.0	Welcome to Totalis Rankium. This week, Maximinus Thrax.
0:14.0	This week, Maximinus Thrax.
0:15.0	Hello and welcome to Roma and Emperors to tell us Rankium.
0:27.0	I am Jamie.
0:27.7	And I'm Rob ranking all the Roman emperors from Augustus to Augustulus, Episode 28, Maximinus Thrax.
0:34.8	Oh, I'm looking forward to this.
0:36.2	And here we are, post-election episode for our American listeners.
0:39.3	Yes.
0:40.3	We're stay non-partisan.
0:41.3	Yes.
0:42.3	So congratulations or commiserations.
0:45.3	Yep.
0:46.3	I'm just going to stay silent.
0:50.3	Yeah.
0:51.3	Yeah.
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:53.3	Interesting. Anyway, back to the end. Anyway, back to the other side. Right. So, here we are. It's the crisis.
1:02.1	Yes. It's the crisis. You've heard a lot about the crisis. Yeah. I've been saying it for ages, haven't I?
1:07.7	Yeah. Crisis. The crisis. The crisis is coming. The crisis is coming. This is the crisis. The crisis is the third century.
1:11.6	The crisis is the crisis. It was only last week when you mentioned, well, I don't actually know what the crisis is. It's hard to judge. I actually realised you don't know what the crisis is. For all you know, it's a savage unicorn coming along. Ooh. Yeah. Or a two horn.
1:07.6	Yes.
1:08.6	It's like a two horns.
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