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The Joe Rogan Experience

#28 - Joey Diaz

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2010

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Joe sits down with Joey Diaz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen the one the only Joey Coco Diaz aka Mad Flavor

0:07.0

What's happening Tuesday afternoon off the 101 has joined the podcast that's's right, along with Brian Red Band, the Master Blaster, Richael.

0:16.0

What's up? And ladies gentlemen, we are still sponsored by the flashlight.

0:21.0

Before we even get started, we've got to talk about the rubber vagina that we use on a weekly I've been using it weekly

0:26.2

Especially weekly how many times a day?

0:28.6

Double day I'm up twice a day now wonder the fucking thing is falling apart.

0:33.0

Your fucking that tropical helmet juice that's coming out of your helmet is fucking

0:36.4

killing that stuff. You know what I'm saying?

0:38.0

Yeah. Plus he's got barnacles on his dick.

0:40.0

Yeah, it's what happens sometimes. Yeah, it's from the rubber burn.

0:42.4

Sometimes you whack off and you leave it on your leg. That's what happens sometimes. Yeah, it's from the rubber burn.

0:43.0

Sometimes you whack off and you leave it on your leg, you wake up next month as a big red spot,

0:46.8

like the fucking all school, there's like a fucking stain, you know, you gotta eat more carrots or something.

0:51.7

You gotta eat a carrot or a bowl of fucking soup.

0:55.0

It was like UFC 114, everybody's feet were

0:57.2

yellow.

0:57.8

Did you notice that or wasn't me?

0:59.8

Ew. Everybody, when they pick up their feet up when they were in,

1:01.7

like the guard guard their feet were

1:02.8

fucking yellow they gotta start eating more oranges after the way in cocksuckers never

1:07.0

mind that powdered water drink anyway their feet are yellow I don't know what it was

1:11.3

that's weird it was a weed you were smoking. Me

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