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God Awful Movies

28: GAM028 Risen

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

This week we meet a movie that's out of our league, but only by a little. Join Eli, Noah, and Heath as they head out for a field trip and learn how the Jesus story would have played out had it been a buddy cop flick in our atheist review of Risen.---You should really check out the preview for next week's movie. It's more insane than you can possibly imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HytrGnnz8 Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

Transcript

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0:30.0

But welcome back to the Gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian

0:54.3

cinema because there's just no Arctic tundra left to explore.

0:57.6

I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath

1:01.4

and right Heath. Welcome back.

1:02.8

I thank you sir. I feel welcome. Do you feel welcome? Welcome Noah.

1:06.8

I do. We don't welcome. I always do.

1:09.2

It's a little love fest to start things off and sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad

1:14.2

friend Eli Bosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon sir?

1:17.0

I mean I'm okay I guess.

1:18.8

Okay. Not great.

1:21.7

It's for asking.

1:22.9

Yeah I would ask why but I feel like I already know and it will be answered by this question.

1:28.5

Tell us Heath, what will we be breaking down today?

1:31.5

Alright, we watched Risen.

1:33.8

Yep.

1:34.8

It's the story of the Roman cop who gets assigned by Pontius Pilate to investigate the new

1:39.2

Christianity tribe after a notable grave robbery and during his journey to figure out what

1:44.8

happened, he finds himself getting a little too close with this weird culture of people

1:49.9

and struggles with thoughts of going native. It's kind of like apocalypse now with Jesus.

1:54.8

Yeah. Yeah.

1:55.8

Apocalypse later.

1:56.8

This is a biblical Donnie Brasco and Eli, how bad was this movie?

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