28 Five Years Sober Off Dick (Seamus Kirst, Sydnee Washington, & Britni Diamond)

How C*m

Remy Kassimir

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sex, Funny, Learning, Education, Fun, Girltalk, Humor

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Celebrating my birthday with a jumbo episode about sex, sobriety, and the joy of handjobs! Seamus Kirst, journalist and author of Shitfaced joins me as I interview him and my friend; comedian Sydnee Washington! We talk about sober dating, going to rehab in highschool, delayed ejaculation and the Real Housewives we’re most worried about.

Then Seamus and I (both Virgos) are joined by ANOTHER Virgo friend Britni Diamond. We talk mutual masturbation, revealing strange fantasies to people, and maintaining friendships after becoming sober!

CW: Relapse, gendered language, trans exclusionary language, gay slurs, fatphobia, depression/suicide/ suicidal ideation, SA fantasy, mention of pedophiles, Mel Gibson, "virginity"

Please rate, review & subscribe FOR MY BIRTHDAY!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, oops, hi guys, welcome back to how come.
0:06.0	So this episode is going to be in two parts.
0:09.4	The theme of the episode is sobriety and sex.
0:12.7	Yesterday I recorded with Seamus cursed.
0:15.7	He is a journalist.
0:17.1	And he's also written a book called Shit-Faced.
0:20.0	He writes about political and entertainment things.
0:23.0	Like name drops and people, Seamus.
0:25.8	Yeah, so mostly I just profile different figures
0:28.9	in both of those fields.
0:29.7	So I've interviewed people from Chloe Kardashian
0:32.4	to Amber Rose,
0:34.0	then over to Elizabeth Warren to get a little more serious.
0:37.3	Amazing.
0:38.3	Yesterday we recorded the first half with Sydney Washington,
0:41.2	who is a comedian. So you going to hear the first half of that and then
0:45.7	Mercury was like in retrograde a little.
0:48.0	Our energy levels were really low. I was also dead sober. Usually I smoke before the pod and it was just
0:56.1	I don't know it was weirding. I think we all had like crises. Yeah it just got like a little
1:00.9	Dr Phil which was like which was cute fun, but like maybe people are like,
1:05.0	I'm going to this for a laugh, like that's not what they would have gotten yesterday,
1:08.0	but there was some like real talk.
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