What most Impulsing.

Hello and welcome to episode 20.

Excuse me.

Episode 20.

Sorry about that.

Episode 28. Sorry, was that not funny? Do you go to Jets. It's a serious

times. It's a global pandemic. The last thing we need is jokes. Jokes will help spread the virus quicker.

Yeah, so yeah, apparently there's a bit of a bug going around. I don't know you. I've heard that a lot in my life.

I've heard that almost all my life was all there's a nasty bug going around. And it's true now. It's true. But obviously we will be speaking about the coronavirus. If we see that it's got its own podcast on the BBC. I don't know if it's being a comedian or something, but I was like jealous of that. I thought fucking, and all the other viruses that have been around years, they must be,

because you know how showbizzies, they're sitting there going, oh my God, this prick just turns

up, but like, you know, becomes big one spring and suddenly he's got his own podcast, whereas

measles, man, we've been doing our things for years and what do we get? Yeah, fuck all. Oh, now, I just

swore already. Was that the first swear? So I'm trying to swear less on this podcast. So we started something last week. I asked one of the punters, one of the listeners to keep track. And big thanks to David Domain, who clocked 11 swears. Do you agree with that? Was there more? Is there less? 11 is probably a lot less than there was before. And there was a surprise showing for the word prick. I would have thought, well look, if I keep swearing, I'm going to get my... I've already done two, just explaining what that was. So yeah, David, thank you for that. If you want to keep that up, if anyone else wants to kind of score it like a cricket match themselves and see if they come out the same, then please do that and email it to what most people think UK at gmail.com. Just on that, a quick shout out to John Bailey. Your missus contacted me and told me that you'd appreciate a shout-out. And she said, if I could tell you chin up. Now, I don't know if that means chin up because things in life ain't good at the moment. Or she's just like negging you for having a fat face. So whatever it is, you know, even if it's live stuff, then I wish you all the best. And if you've got a fat face, then, well, you know, eat a salad and, you know, stop eating so much. So this podcast, as that piece of advice shows, is from the sort of more blunt, real world end of comedy where, you know, it's not anti-woke is not just about that. It's just about trying to talk about things in a way that most people do, right?

What most people think now. I might get right. I might get it wrong, but you are totally at liberty to email me at what most people think UK at gmail.com to tell me where I got it right or wrong.

So we will be speaking about coronavirus in this show. We will also be talking about the International Women's day and there's just a couple of things coming up um out of that that i found interesting

a quick tour recap i had a busy week tour in last week i went to ailsbury i went to bromsgrove

on a wednesday this already sounds like the worst craig david song When a Bromsgove on Wednesday.

I was in Stouten on Friday.

The worst.

The worst Craig David song.

I went into Broms Grove.

That's very nice.

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