28 birds later - #2929
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Tim was traumatized by seeing zombie nudity. Alex was traumatized by a confession from Kathryn. Even Kristyn was traumatized when she briefly thought Taylor Swift broke up. Today's episode is a real spine-tingler.
On the show:
The family
Kristyn Burtt
Tim Lammers
Topics:
It's cold in Florida
Highest grossing actors of 2025
Epic Universe
Dog mortality
Parakeet mortality
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| 0:00.0 | The 26 Minnesota Golf Show is swinging into the Minneapolis Convention Center, February 13th through 15th. |
| 0:05.5 | And we want your business on the green. With thousands of passionate golfers roaming the floor, |
| 0:10.0 | this is your chance to get your brand in front of this quality demographic with a vendor booth or larger sponsorship. |
| 0:15.1 | And this year's ambassador, NFL Hall of Famer and Viking legend John Randall. So yeah, it's kind of a big deal. |
| 0:20.6 | One in, don't wait for your invitation to land in the fairway. |
| 0:23.2 | Call Bernie Lauer at 651-632-6646. |
| 0:26.6 | Or email B-L-A-U-R at HBI.com before the best spots are gone. |
| 0:34.3 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard podcast with |
| 0:39.2 | Freezing Cold co-host Catherine Brandt. |
| 0:41.8 | Alex Marri-Bernard Rasmussen. |
| 0:43.0 | Andy Bram Bernard. |
| 0:44.4 | And Kristen Byrude. |
| 0:46.0 | So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, I wake up this morning. |
| 0:49.3 | I get out of bed. |
| 0:50.8 | I always go for about a two-mile walk every morning. |
| 0:53.6 | I just love it. Minnesota, |
| 0:55.9 | Florida, wherever I am, I love to walk. It's a wonderful. I've only, I lost another two pounds, |
| 1:00.6 | so I've only got about, I think, 12 to go. And I'll have lost 100 pounds. So that's that, |
| 1:09.0 | but I also lost something else this morning and that was about 45 degrees |
| 1:14.8 | of temperature because i didn't know this i walked outside it was 40 degrees now you can talk about |
| 1:22.9 | 40 degrees in minnesota which is not bad actually no 40 degrees here is freezing cold because there's no protection from any of it. |
| 1:31.1 | Well, you also don't have winter jackets down there, that sort of thing. |
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