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Who's from the suburbs?

Oh shit, what suburb are you from, bro?

Northfield?

Oh, shit.

Brings back a lot of childhood memories, bro, Northfield.

I didn't grow up there. That's when my dad used to take us the trick-or-treat on Halloween. I'm going to Northfield, me-hull. I'm like, fuck yeah, Bob, right? Because you didn't get shit in my neighborhood, man. I grew up like in a straight-up Mexican neighborhood. I got these old-ass Mexican ladies are my neighbors, right?

One of my neighbors, she's like 90 years old.

You go tricking, tricking to her house.

She'll just put beans in it. like in a straight-up Mexican neighborhood. I got these old-ass Mexican ladies on my neighbors, right? One of my neighbors, she's like 90 years old.

You go trick and trick in her house.

She'll just put beans in your bag,

just straight, dry beans, bro.

Like she got a burlap bag

with a metal scoop right by the door.

And you're like, trick-or-tree.

She'd be like, I'm gonna no fucking friholus, man. She'll give you a recipe, she'd be like, you boil them for an hour,

and with garlic and onion, like, all right, cool, man. I didn't want no fucking beans, though. So when I had kids, I would take my kids out to the suburbs, like my dad did, right? My kids would be like, let's go trick or treat them. I hop in the car, we're going to fucking Naperville, right?

Or St. Charles, where they got the big ass houses, man.

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