#279: Garbage Dump, USA (@SalVulcano)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 5 October 2016

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Sal Vulcano came to my apartment to enlighten me on why Staten Island isn't the worst place in America. He's a native of the land of high bangs, Italian garbage, and trash dumps. And then, I don't know how, but we got into a solid mushroom discussion in the middle of this.

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0:00.0	Like if you I put it this way if you go up to a stranger on the street if I feel like is a high percentage that it'll only take like
0:07.9	Ten five a few minutes to figure out who you're once or twice removed from I don't know if you fuck that
0:13.0	Someone they fucked, but it's like oh, yeah, I know him
0:15.6	I went to it's either because there's only like what 10 high schools maybe 15
0:19.6	But there's only like you know this neighborhoods and it just people have been there for the long haul so you know
0:25.4	It's not like a transplant city like this
0:28.3	So it's like you know, so someone always knows somebody people grew up there, huh?
0:33.0	Yeah, people grew up there. Yeah, like if you like pick us down on resident and I go like right now on Facebook
0:38.8	Anybody I'll definitely have mutual friends really come in there pretty much
0:44.2	Yeah
0:46.7	Son right now step now and then
0:49.6	Don't fun on me. Yo
0:52.2	I
0:54.9	Yeah
1:13.9	Oh
1:18.2	Fell in
1:21.6	Alright, dishefears, a skeptical tank.
1:23.6	I'm not a captain, I'm a captain.
1:25.6	I'm a captain, I'm a captain.
1:27.6	I'm a captain, I'm a captain.
1:29.6	I'm a captain, I'm a captain.
1:31.6	Welcome you guys to our dishefears, Skeleton Tank.
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