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Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Things we learned this week: 1) Do not invite someone to a kinky porn film festival for a first date, 2) Do not ask someone for their number and say you'll sext them, 3) Do not go to a theater and sit next to someone who scrapes their dead skin onto you. This is the Monday Morning After Show, which means my mom and I are debriefing our weekends! If you want to enter our UberLube giveaway, leave us a rating and review by going to RateThisPodcast.com/Mom and DM us telling us where you posted it! Also, if you want to learn about great new podcasts, check out EarbudsPodcastCollective.org Looking for some online intimacy with sexy, amazing women? Go to MyGirlFund.com/Mom for a private and secure experience! With our link, you can become a premium member for less than $5. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live on Mondays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:02.8	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcasts.com.
0:08.0	By the way, I hate alcohol.
0:09.7	I hate it.
0:10.3	What did you do like?
0:10.7	And then I'm dehydrated, so I just pound water.
0:12.7	And then I wake up an hour later.
0:13.8	I got to piss again.
0:14.5	And you got a headache.
0:15.8	And then the next day, I'm completely exhausted.
0:18.5	So I start drinking caffeine and then because I get the caffeine
0:21.5	then I crash in the afternoon
0:23.4	and I have a migraine
0:24.8	and so to get rid of the migraine
0:26.5	then I might have to smoke weed
0:29.1	and then because I smoke weed
0:30.5	then I'm completely fucked the next day
0:34.0	my brain is mush
0:36.0	it's uncomfortable to talk about sex but sometimes it's important to get uncomfortable.
0:42.3	Sex Talk with My mom is the best mom's son podcast about sex.
0:46.5	It's the only one as well.
0:47.9	My mother is a cougar.
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