279. Age & Attraction

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.1	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasure podcasts.com.
0:12.1	Hello and welcome back to the horny housewife podcast.
0:18.6	I'm your host, Jordan.
0:21.4	For like, 0.5 seconds, I was like, I think I wore this like a couple weeks ago when I was
0:26.6	recording and not really caring. So I was like, yellow. And I was like, I should probably change.
0:32.2	And then I said, no, the fuck I'm not. okay? Because mouth pain is no joke.
0:38.3	And while I'm not in mouth pain currently, the weekend that I'm coming off of,
0:45.8	the weekend that I'm coming off of, okay, was traumatizing.
0:51.7	Haven't had mouth pain since I was a young teen, truly.
0:56.7	So I was at the take me out back and shoot me like old yeller.
1:04.3	Okay, that's where I was at.
1:06.2	Okay?
1:06.6	I was in the middle of the night, like, jump there.
1:10.1	It was bad.
1:11.7	Thank God.
1:12.9	Some dentists leave their cell phone number.
1:15.1	For emergencies, I'm like, listen to me right now.
1:18.7	I left him a horrific voicemail.
1:22.1	And we're going to be okay.
1:25.7	So enough about that.
1:27.4	Two things I've realized that suck.
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