278: Ya Filthy Animal & The Real London
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Gareth and Jake help a caller convince his girlfriend to go camping in bear country. Then, they create a guidebook to the best fake tourist sites in London.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Beer, |
| 0:20.0 | beer, one, one, one, one, one, two, two, two, two're, we're, we're, and we're back. |
| 0:21.6 | And we are back |
| 0:37.9 | so you went out you got a dollop show live you went out and got drunk with the team last |
| 0:44.5 | night yes i was saying this to you we were up until i was up until two and i was like i'm |
| 0:51.1 | i got to get out of here and uh dave who i do the dollop with is he's, I think he's 11 years older than me. |
| 0:58.0 | But, I mean, he just can go. |
| 1:00.5 | And they stayed up to 4.30. |
| 1:02.9 | It's wild. |
| 1:04.1 | It's just foreign to me. |
| 1:05.5 | But I learned that when we first started going on the road, |
| 1:09.0 | I always thought he would be the guy who would be, you know, like, we should go. |
| 1:14.1 | Because he's like, he's the adult, it feels like. |
| 1:16.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:16.8 | And instead, he's the guy who's like, do they have a, there's a house we could go to now, this girl. |
| 1:21.9 | And I'm like, what do you talk? |
| 1:23.2 | You were 54 years old, sir. |
| 1:25.4 | We should not be doing this. |
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