278: The 300% Definitive Faction Ranking Tattoo Death Sentence

Space Cats Peace Turtles

Matt Martens and Hunter Donaldson

Games, Leisure:games, Hobbies, Leisure

4.9 • 663 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 165 minutes

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And you all thought we'd learned to listen to you. HA! Don't forget who steers this ship. There are only two opinions that matter and they are ours and they are absolute. You are just lucky enough that we grace you with our guidance and thoughts! Our yearly faction ranking is here and it has never been more correct than this... Music provided by Ben Prunty. Find more at benpruntymusic.com or benprunty.bandcamp.com To learn more about our Discord, Patreon, Merch, and more, visit https://spacecatspeaceturtles.com/

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0:00.0	This is Space Cats Peace Turtles, the unofficial podcast for Fantasy Flights Twilight Imperium.
0:11.3	Episode 278.
0:12.9	Yay, verily, we bequeath unto you.
0:16.6	Release yourself from the shackles of nuance and understand the great definitiveness of the 300%
0:25.6	faction ranking.
0:26.6	You sit in a cold, dark room alone.
0:29.6	You know nothing.
0:30.6	You will know nothing until today when your big, bad, hot stepdad's, give you the final and forever permanent tattoo on your back of the final
0:46.3	Twilight Imperium Faction Tier List ranked. Then God said let the land produce rankings, seed-bearing Arborac and trees on the land
0:59.7	that bear fruit and seed with it according to their various kinds. And it was so. An opal, a topaz,
1:10.1	a rubyy an emerald
1:11.9	of perfect and immaculate
1:14.7	ranking of twilight
1:16.8	imperium factions
1:18.1	in one rank tier list
1:20.8	style gifted to you
1:23.2	from your god kings
1:25.5	a list that cannot even be cut by diamonds.
1:32.3	Less an episode and more, a perfect dream from which when you wake, your life will be over.
1:45.8	The 300% faction sweet kiss of death.
1:49.8	Music by Ben Prunty,
1:52.1	featuring Matt Martens
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