278: Porky won't go Dutch!
Planet Porky
Planet Porky
3.8 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Topics today include: enjoying the autumnal weather, the price of lunch in London, love for Wetherspoons, enthusiasm or otherwise for the Qatar World Cup, Rod Stewart's son and his expensive shoes, cohabiting couples deciding not to marry, why Porky never got hitched, the inimitable Don Mackay, Carly Simon's talent, interpretations of songs, Paul McCartney's sheepdog, LAJ's new book, Mull of Kintyre, NHS staff and their working patterns, Paul and Julian's airport selfie, tributes to Rab Noakes, and Porky using a hammer to try and fix his toothache. It's the podcast that is at one with nature, it's Life on Planet Porky.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, folks, welcome to the latest edition, the latest chapter, the latest great adventure |
| 0:28.4 | from Life on Planet Porky, with myself, the Porkmeister, and of course, Rotchik writer, |
| 0:37.1 | Extraordinary, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones and Miss Jones, I have to say, |
| 0:41.1 | as we're making this recording, it's a beautiful autumnal afternoon. I just love the way that the, |
| 0:50.4 | you know, the sun comes through the trees who've lost their leaves at this time of the year and I feel |
| 0:55.9 | really emboldened. You've said to me before that you tend to love the season in which you were |
| 1:02.3 | born. Well, I was born in December, which is only a sort of a month away, so perhaps nature |
| 1:08.5 | is talking to me. I think it probably is, but you have a very cheerful demeanour anyway, don't you? |
| 1:16.7 | And you like being outside. |
| 1:18.4 | You've always like walking across the downs. |
| 1:20.7 | You enjoy all the different times of day and the light and so on. |
| 1:24.8 | So you're quite sort of in touch with nature, I think. |
| 1:27.9 | Well, I try to keep in touch with nature. If you know what I mean. It's a family show. |
| 1:34.9 | I'm not into sort of, you know, sex in fields and all that kind of stuff. You might be hinting |
| 1:40.0 | that. Now, who said anything about sex? You've always got to drag it down. Yeah, yeah. Well, |
| 1:44.5 | absolutely. Now, Miss Jones, I'm? You've always got to drag it down. Yeah, yeah, well, absolutely. |
| 1:46.2 | Now, Miss Jones, |
| 1:49.9 | I'm delighted to say that you and I have a fixture a couple of days before Christmas, |
| 1:52.3 | the carol service at Stryrd's Church, |
| 1:54.6 | and on that day, it's a lunchtime carol service. |
| 1:57.5 | We'll probably go out and have a pre-Christmas lunch, which will be absolutely |
| 2:02.5 | marvellous. Can't wait for it. Haven't seen you for such a long time. But I think you've beaten me |
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