Hello and welcome to Sci Guys, the show where we talk about the crazy, weird, and wonderful stories from the science world.

I'm Corey, and as always, I'm joined by my co-host, the laser-guided Luke Cutter.

Is that who that guy is?

This week we're talking about pigeons in pelicans, but first, I got a question for you, Luke.

I've got a question for you.

What the hell?

Pigeons in pelicans.

Well, I ask the questions here,

buddy. And my questions is this. What's your favorite bird fact? Or your favorite bird,

or your favorite bird, or just your favorite bird. I'm trying to cast a wide net. For those who know bird facts, for those who like to lie, and for people who don't know anything and can name a bird.

Well, my favorite bird fact is now going to be that pigeons are, what, found inside of pelicans,

or they have sex with pelicans?

Oh, wow, that's so interesting. Can you explain that fact to me?

I cannot.

That's why I hate fun facts.

They're not fun, okay?

Nobody understands anything from a bloody fun fact. You just say something. You make up a bunch of things in your head that you think of true, but they're not.

Okay, quit it with the fun facts.

No more fun facts, no more fun at all.

Just facts, information, and logic.

And pussy.

What the hell?

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