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I Think Not!

278: Hearts Afire (Who the Bleep Did I Marry)

I Think Not!

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.611.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Audrey Mabrey fell in love and married a police detective, but after six years all of that would change. This Week’s Sponsors: Remi - Head to shopremi.com/THINK and use code THINK to save up to 50% off Quince - Go to Quince.com/think for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns Function Health - Learn more and use our link at functionhealth.com/ITHINKNOT  ZBiotics - Go to zbiotics.com/think to get 15% off your first order when you use code THINK at checkout.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Well, I'm back in the closet.

0:01.8

It happens every so often and it creeps me out.

0:05.3

But how is it in there?

0:06.7

I mean, I'm surrounded by my mother's things and I'm like, what did she even collect?

0:11.9

There's stuffed animals.

0:13.3

There's weird shoes and boxes.

0:15.2

Lots of floral tops.

0:18.6

So what are you saying?

0:20.9

I'm saying that I think in another life my mom might have been Blanche Devereaux.

0:24.9

Or Miss Hannigan, because she's loved a floral robe.

0:29.7

Miss the bundles.

0:31.1

A tumbo with the bundle.

0:39.3

Hello, dumb bitches.

0:43.5

It is us, the ghost of Christmas something.

0:49.4

And welcome to I think not the podcast where we will just podcast from anywhere, really.

0:50.8

Yeah, and why not?

0:54.4

I mean, as a gay man, I've met up with complete strangers in weirder places. Okay. Was that too much? Not in the intro. This is where people turn away.

0:59.6

Welcome to I think not you all. My name is Ellen Marsh, and across for me is Joey Taranto.

1:04.3

And we are the true crime podcast that recaps all of those television shows that people usually watch maybe when they're home sick.

1:12.6

Yeah.

1:12.8

Or they've got a broken leg and they're like, let me see what's on Discovery Plus.

1:16.8

Yeah, but hear it, I think not.

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