278: Bigotry on Parade Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Christian hardware store owners are pretty sure America just got great again, Coach Dave finds a gay Muslim fetus on the playground and pulls its hair, and the Bible will be here to begat ‘er done! --- To see us live in Chicago, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: Check out the Conversations With God Podcast here: https://www.conversationswithgodpodcast.com/ https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.instagram.com/convowithgodpod/ --- Headlines: Diatribe Links: Article: https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/05/american-atheists-religious-european-christians/560936/ Study: http://www.pewforum.org/2018/05/29/being-christian-in-western-europe/ Tennessee Hardware Store Owner Puts Up “No Gays Allowed” Sign: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/08/tennessee-hardware-store-owner-puts-up-no-gays-allowed-sign-again/ Christian Teacher Quits Because He Refuses to Call Trans Students By Their Names http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/08/teacher-resigns-because-he-cant-handle-schools-transgender-name-policy/ Christian Parents Who Used Jesus As Their Lawyer Lose Baby Custody Trial http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/06/christian-parents-who-used-jesus-as-their-lawyer-lose-baby-custody-trial/ Christians Are Mad Because This Giant Marilyn Monroe Statue Is Mooning a Church: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/09/christians-are-mad-because-this-giant-marilyn-monroe-statue-is-mooning-a-church/ Mike Pence to address Southern Baptist convention: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/06/12/southern-baptist-convention-meets-amid-turmoil-over-gender/ CrossFit Fired Its Spokesman—a Christian Pastor—For Saying LGBT Pride is a “Sin” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/07/crossfit-fired-its-spokesman-a-christian-pastor-for-saying-lgbt-pride-is-a-sin/ Mark Taylor: Hurricanes will be created to suppress pro-Trump vote: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mark-taylor-hurricanes-will-be-created-to-suppress-pro-trump-voter-turnout/ Coach Dave organizing bigots for big protest of Islam, abortion, and gay pride: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/11/christian-activist-will-shame-gays-women-and-muslims-into-accepting-jesus/

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains more foul language than an issue of chicken magazine.
0:05.6	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Blue Apron and by Trump Tower Pyongyang.
0:13.2	Coming soon, almost certainly.
0:15.8	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:19.0	Hi, this is Tony from the Conversations with God Podcast.
0:22.8	The Fortnitey Podcast were a chat with the creator of the universe.
0:26.5	God, are you there, mate?
0:28.4	Yes, Tony.
0:30.1	May I ask you a quick question?
0:32.8	Yes, of course, Tony.
0:35.0	Thank you. We just want to know, how did human beings come to be as a species, perfect Lord?
0:40.9	Well, Tony, I made a man out of some dust from the ground and I made a woman out of one of these ribs.
0:47.1	Does that make sense, Tony?
0:49.0	I'm not sure, God. I think everyone knows that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:58.4	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:15.9	It's June 14th and it's National Bourbon Day.
1:19.4	Getting ready for the last 20 years.
1:21.4	No illusions?
1:22.9	Ami Lai Bosnick.
1:24.1	From Heathenwright.
1:25.6	From New York, New York.
1:26.9	Secret Laer, Pennsylvania.
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