Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Do We Know Them? Episode 278. I've got my giant jug of coffee and my comically long straw, and I'm ready to rumble. How about you, sister?

Got my Dr. Pepper again? Oh, yeah, you've been in crisis, huh? I just hate everything. Yeah, period.

But except all of you guys that... Right, right, right, right,

financed our lawsuit. But I, oh, my God, if I never look at anything on the computer again, I'll be

fine. Right, right. By the way, before anyone clocks that I got a new wedding ring right around

the time of the GoFund me. This was $45 on TikTok shop.

Okay.

I just wanted a different style ring, but I'm not sure which one. And then I don't do diamonds. I feel like diamonds are the worst. So I do Moistenight regardless. And this is like fake Moise Tonight. I don't know. I got it on TikTok shop. I'm really happy about it. and I think I'm going to get real moist tonight,

which is like 500 bucks.

I feel like I would have on TikTok shop. I'm really happy about it. And I think I'm going to get real Moithnite, which is like 500 bucks.

I feel like I would have such bad anxiety with a ring because I would lose it. I can't do it. Well, that's why, first of all, I feel like Moise Ani in general. Like, I just feel better about buying it. Because number one, I feel like diamonds. Have you heard the conspiracy? Well, the blood diamonds, but then also the conspiracy that diamonds are not, like, they're not rare.

They're not like hard to find. I actually did see something.

I saw like a they're not rare.

They're not like hard to find.

I actually did see something. I saw like a headline about that recently. I just wanted to like not be bamboozled. I know I'm the consumer. What is it? Consumerism's final boss. But I'm not that fucking stupid. Not to say that anybody with a diamond ring is stupid, okay? I'm just saying I saw a TikTok that opened my eyes and now I don't want to fall into it.

Oh my God.

So speaking of consumerism. anybody with a diamond ring is stupid, okay? I'm just saying I saw a TikTok that opened my eyes

and now I don't want to fall into it. Oh my God. Well, speaking of consumerism's final boss, did you see that the new iPhones coming out? I did. I don't really, first of all, I'm so not a new iPhone person. I like, that's my last resort. I'm never someone that's like, oh my God, when's it coming out? I need to pre-order it. But mine has, there's like, little like black dots

random, you know's like, oh my God, when's it coming out? I need to pre-order it. But mine has,

there's like little like black dots, random, you know, like, oh, that would piss me off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And some bits broken. And also it's just, it's a little temperamental sometimes. And the camera, like I feel like it's gotten worse over time. When I first got it, it was amazing. I look at the pictures now, very, very different.

Oh, listen, the, I believe all conspiracies about Apple, like the battery, all the shit that, yeah, they make it worse over time. We've talked about my battery situation before. I have to charge my phone, like it'll be at 100% when I wake up at like 8 a.m. and by noon, it's off. That's Joey. And I'm like,

what do you mean? I haven't even used it. You know, Joey once he is like, he has justice

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