#277: Wood Chomping Goose Chucker

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

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🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

During the scorching summer of 1973, a secluded Pennsylvanian Amish community was terrorized by a mammoth, mutant monstrosity in a frightening 3-day flap that would prove to be every bit as brief as it was baffling; making it a small, but essential part of one of the strangest series of paranormal events in American history.

Research by Cole Herrold:
https://newworldexplorerssociety.blogspot.com/2021/08/wood-eating-amish-country-goose-grabber.html

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0:30.0	Hello and welcome to the Captain Out podcast. I am Mark stores hanging out as always with
0:41.2	Mr. Robert Thomas Morphe the second. Yeah, we're here, dude. We are Varsgenia Part 6. No,
0:48.9	we lied. No, we're going out of Part 6. Yeah, no, it's never ending. It's the new Varsgenia
0:53.6	pod with Martian Rob. That's it. It's all it's ever gonna happen from now on. Woo. All Varsgenia
0:58.8	all day long. No, we're done with Varsgenia. Yeah, no, it's in the rear view. I'm onto a new
1:02.8	mystery who shit in our fucking studio because I keep smelling a phantom shit and it's really
1:08.5	fucking bothering me. You've smelled it so far. I think twice, but you're you're visceral reaction.
1:14.9	I'm just like, there's a shit in you because it's an alarming thing. You're like looking for it. I know,
1:20.8	I know, I know what a phantom shit smell is like. Well, I know what a real shit smell is like it's a
1:25.5	phantom because it keeps disappearing. Dude, you I mean our shoes are clear. We're clear. I
1:31.6	wear. I mean, maybe it's it's it's a haunting. Maybe. Maybe we do that's what happens when you go
1:37.6	too deep into Varsgenia. Feces past. Yeah, dude. This is this is a government ought to take us
1:42.9	down over our Varsgenia. Yeah, I don't come here to play hide and go turd. I come here to hang out
1:47.0	with my buddies, fucking talk about monsters. I believe earlier, you're called that hide and go poop.
1:51.7	Yeah, there's that too. Oh, man, thank you all for joining us.
1:56.5	Crypto.net podcast real quick before we get started here. We have merch Rob. We do
2:01.0	hellerspace.com, which we're bringing to our T public shop. Yes, it will. And we also have
2:05.2	all kryptonautmerch.com, which will bring you to our crowd made store. I'm just going to do an
2:09.4	extra plug up front because there's always sales going on over at hellerspace.com and occasionally
2:14.7	too over kryptonautmerch.com. So jump on there, check it out. If you get your merch,
2:18.1	get a picture of it, put it on the Instagram tag me, put me in a story, you know, the podcast
2:24.8	not me personally, or you can do that too if you want. It will restore it and it's cool because
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