277. Trick Or Splurt

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Get tickets to Lifeline LIVE at watchlifeline.com! 🎟 Catch the uncensored/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia 👉 Thank you ShipStation! Get a 2-month free trial at https://shipstation.com code: CONGRATS 👉 10% off Pure Spectrum CBD, use code CONGRATS at checkout purespectrumcbd.com It's the 277th episode of Congratulations! Today we discuss Tua's injury, Lizzo playing James Madison's crystal flute, the conservative dating app The Right Stuff, and Quiet Quitting. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Congratulations
0:20.1	You guys having a good time dude. I'm having a good time man. Here we go episode 276
0:24.4	And I will be in let's do the dates here. I will be in puria and rockford, Illinois
0:30.8	I got some Illinois dates Illinois. I'm coming. It should be Illinois because there's an S at the end of it
0:34.6	But I'm doing Illinois
0:35.6	I'm you know, I'm succumbing to the the pressure of societal norms
0:39.6	We're gonna call it Illinois, but I will be there Friday and Saturday get your tickets at christilya.com
0:44.0	christilya.com and I will be in Raleigh, North Carolina
0:47.6	I will be in Savannah, Georgia and I will be in other places like Denver and Tempe, Arizona and
0:53.2	Albany, New York. Look at all this shit. Look at the top of the head Lakeland Florida. Look at this Jacksonville
0:58.8	Florida. He's hitting everywhere, but
1:01.1	Yeah, and then I got other dates coming
1:03.1	Pretty soon. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I you know, I shouldn't mention it yet
1:06.8	But it's gonna be New York and it's gonna be Chicago and it's gonna be San Diego and it's gonna be Austin
1:11.7	But I shouldn't mention it
1:13.7	And it's all good dude and we say it's all good because it's all good. This is episode 277 not 276
1:19.2	I think I said to I whatever 277
1:21.9	Yeah, man, so we're having a good time. Go get your merch here falls coming in right
1:26.5	We're gonna keep it cool life rips got a shit staying on the end of that. That's cool, but the paro uncle puff. That's how we do it
1:33.4	And if you got a little bit more swag, which I don't
1:36.6	We wear bucket hats on life rips and I don't I don't like I don't like bucket hats
1:40.0	But the fans are spoken they want the bucket hats so we made the bucket hats
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