277. Toe Me, Toe You with Mark McCarney

Tea With Me

Shane Todd

Comedy

4.8 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Sippers! This week I'm joined by Fermanagh's finest, friend of the show Mark McCarney. Tickets for both nights at The Waterfront Hall here - https://www.waterfront.co.uk/what-s-on/tea-with-me-live Join Patreon to support the podcast and get bonus content and early access to tickets - https://www.patreon.com/teawithmepodcast Tea With Me 'Holywood Blend' available to buy here- https://suki-tea.com/products/holywood-blend Tickets for Shane here - https://www.shanetoddcomedy.com/ Find Mark here - https://www.markmccarney.com/ Find out more about NI Connections here or follow them on Instagram here. Get 20% off and free shipping at - https://uk.manscaped.com/ when you use the code TEAWITHME EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/teawithme Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Instagram - Shane - https://www.instagram.com/shanetoddcomedy/ One L Studios - https://www.instagram.com/one_l_studios/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:05.0	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
0:10.0	Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.
0:13.0	With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.
0:17.0	We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your
0:23.6	future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.
0:29.9	What was the last operation you got? I got my toenails off. What do you mean you got your toenails off?
0:33.7	I have no toenails. Now, they're all kind of deformed looking. So I have a deformed
0:38.4	toe. You show me yours? I'll show you mine. No, I can't show you mine as you wouldn't like it.
0:43.7	Boys, I'm telling you, you use my brace yourself. Look at this. Uh, you're right? Oh, fuck.
0:53.2	No, no, it's going to cost you anymore.
0:55.0	Oh, please.
0:56.0	No, no, no, no.
0:57.0	I know what these pervers, like.
0:58.0	I need to say it.
1:00.0	I mean, ah!
1:01.0	Sippers get ready.
1:05.0	People get ready.
1:08.0	Sippers get ready from tea with me
1:12.8	Sippers, welcome to this episode
1:15.2	of the Tea With Me podcast with me,
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