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God Awful Movies

277: The Borrowed Christmas

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2020

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "The Borrowed Christmas", the story of a wealthy Christian dude renting children from an orphanage.
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0:00.0

At Honda, we've never looked to other car companies for inspiration.

0:04.4

No, it's not a matter of an inflated ego. We just prefer listening to what people really need.

0:10.4

For example, the Honda Jazz Hybrid doesn't have the expected six airbags.

0:15.2

It has ten, including one that prevents the drive and passenger from colliding with each other.

0:20.8

And because we also listen to our conscience, all our safety features come a standard. No charge.

0:26.0

Honda, the power of dreams.

0:34.3

Look, a lot of shitty Christmas movies. There hasn't been a happy Christmas since his parents die.

0:39.4

But only Chippers that he could write the line,

0:41.9

her father was killed immediately, but his mother lingered on as a vegetable for years.

0:48.8

Just that husk of a human being really lets you know there is no soul and just a brain inside

0:54.6

of the dream. Anyways, let's get back to planning this fucking Christmas.

0:59.2

It's so weird. Right?

1:07.4

Not awful. Movie. Movie.

1:20.4

Welcome back to The Gamecast. We're each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema

1:23.8

because Eli was rude to a wizard. I'm your host, Noah Luzon's. Heath will be unable to join us

1:28.4

tonight, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick. Eli, how are you?

1:32.4

This fine afternoon, sir. I'm fantastic. Noah, I would like to buy a people.

1:40.8

Well, we have a lot of advice on how that's done coming right up. It's what we call four

1:45.9

shadowing folks. Okay. And but also joining us is returning guest massacres and host of talk

1:50.6

nerdy carousenimory. I care. Welcome back. I hate you guys so much. Oh, I bet. Oh, I bet. This

1:57.5

was a rough one. Well, first of all, apologies for leaving you alone with Heath and Eli. I don't

2:02.7

know what the fuck happened, but I know I like it ended with Eli explaining why he used company

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