Welcome to Ear Biscuits. The podcast where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time. I'm Link.

And I'm Rhett. This week at the round table of dim lighting, Link is pulling back his curtain.

Uh-huh. And you know what's back there? It's an animal.

Little? That sounds, that sounds suggestive.

Yeah. Even saying you're pulling back your own curtain.

But this is something that pulling back the curtain, I'm exposing my kitty. Everybody has been speculating asking questions about,

of course, at some point last year, you did an episode where you talked all about the presentation.

The very good presentation that your daughter Lily did in order to, uh, basically assway us into

getting a cat. And uh, we haven't re- we've hinted at the fact that a cat is present.

But this is now where you're going to let us know all about the cat.

I've been, yeah, we've been living with this cat. Um, and I've been taking notes. I've been,

I've been observing what, what, what is, what a cat is like. What it's like to have a cat.

What impact the cat has on the Neil household, everything was in order. Everything, you know,

what, well, if it ain't broke down, fix it kind of thing, but, you know, we have to bring a cat into

the equation. And so a lot of question marks. So I'm, you know, I'm on edge for my reasons,

Christie's on edge for her reasons. But yes, we did it. We did get the cat, uh, because

I'm a lily person, you know, I'm, I'm decidedly a dog person. Like Jade, you know, is I adore that dog.

I thought about bringing her in today, but then I didn't want to sit here and talk about a cat

the whole time and her to get upset. She would have. Um, so yeah, I mean, I, I just, I've, I've,

I've spent enough time with this cat that I'm ready to give you a full download on what it's like.

And there's, there's still some lingering questions. Okay. Do you think that someone who is thinking

about getting a cat? Um, did this will be a useful podcast for them? Uh, I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

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