#277 - Glastonbury Gripes, Fiscal Vasectomies and Perfect Ploughmi

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Recently, dreams turning into reality has become quite a regular occurrence on the show. First, John became the buffest broadcaster in Britain. Then, Producer Dave’s beloved Manchester City won the Champions League for the first time, completing a historic treble. But today, the biggest of dreams was realised… That’s right: everyone’s favourite support cigarette - Fagsy - was brought to life, and the feeling of love in the studio was palpable. Elsewhere, there’s a Made Up Game all about Glastonburys gone by, a Petty Parliament caller dials in with a Glastonbury practice that he wants outlawed, Elis reminisces about a time he went to Glastonbury, and John has some rather interesting thoughts on the world-beating Glastonbury coverage being provided by the BBC across the Glastonbury festival.

Transcript

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0:00.0	In this new BBC Sounds podcast, we investigate a 90s legal scandal that shook Scotland.
0:07.0	As court cases collapsed, rumors spread that secretly gay legal figures were involved in a conspiracy.
0:14.0	The rumor was that there was this cabal of gay judges and senior legal people who would arrange to get these guys off.
0:23.0	A judge resigned, a police station was robbed and journalists were arrested.
0:29.0	This was a question of the integrity of Scottish justice.
0:33.0	And at the centre of the scandal was a talented charismatic lawyer with a dark secret.
0:38.0	Bob Henderson, Bob Henderson. Bob Henderson, Bob Henderson.
0:42.0	He caused so much damage not just to me, but to loads of people.
0:46.0	That's shiny Bob, the devil's advocate.
0:49.0	Listen now on BBC Sounds or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:59.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
1:02.0	Well hello everyone of course. Good to see you all, dear.
1:07.0	Lovely, lovely to have you company.
1:09.0	John's in a good mood.
1:11.0	Lovely to have you company on this podcast of the Ellis James and John Robbins show.
1:15.0	There's John who started micro-dressing with acid.
1:18.0	I'd love that.
1:21.0	You know, I'd be glad to know about it in the New York Times and he can't stop.
1:24.0	People are obsessed with micro-dosing.
1:26.0	What does it mean?
1:27.0	Tiny little tabs of acid.
1:30.0	All mushrooms or mushrooms.
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