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And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-723, or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website thehotline.org.

But it's always the husband. It's always the husband. It's always a husband. I don't keep me.

Hi, this is Sarah. And this is Megan.

Oh, Megan.

Something happened.

Your voice sounds like your balls finally dropped.

This is Jamie.

So Jamie, you're here taking over for Megan because Megan, one, is traveling.

Two, she's had an unfortunate event occurred to her,

so I will have her explain that when she comes back.

Of course, you won't believe it, but it's true.

So who knows when she, she'll be back next week, I'm sure. Hopefully, good to go. Yeah, hopefully. It's good to be here though, but. Yes, I'm sure. It's good to be downstairs and forced to do this by your wife. But thank you for filling in. You bet. No, it's going to be fun. So I tried to stick with our same October.

I thought maybe I'll add a little ghostly stories where a husband kills his wife and then

they haunt the poor unfortunate bastards who happen to live there wherever they are for the

rest of eternity with their screaming

and yelling. And not to give too much away, once again, a completely justified ex-meater.

If you ask me. This might be. This might be the first one that is. So I found this show on Amazon Prime.

But before I get into that, I should say we had one Patreon named Julie Barton.

So I wanted to thank her for joining.

And eventually I'm going to sit down and get all the second round of stickers out.

So I meant to do that this weekend.

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