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That Story Show

276: Stuff That Didn't Fit on the Show

That Story Show

James Kennison

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2018

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

So John, do you want to try to tell a redeeming story? Do you have something that you could share in our after show?

0:11.8

I could tell about the first time I ever got my car stuck.

0:15.4

Okay, let's hear.

0:16.8

That could be good.

0:18.1

So I was, it was my first car.

0:21.9

You remember my yellow Ford LTD? I do

0:25.3

Okay, big car. You know, it's a big car. Yeah, so you know it's like grandma

0:29.6

grandpa car. That was my first car, 1981 for at L.80 and I was driving it in Baxley, Georgia. No, was it Baxley? Hortense,

0:41.2

Hortense, Hortense Georgia.

0:42.2

Hortense, of course.

0:43.0

It's a real name place and there's a lot of dirt roads and a lot of things and stuff.

0:49.0

And so I was driving with my girlfriend and her cousin and her sister and we were going to go find a swimming

0:56.6

hole and so we found this dirt road that just you know I had no business being on it in a Ford LTV at all.

1:05.0

But I went down a little bit, I thought,

1:07.0

oh yeah, I'm safe, you know, I'm a teenager, I know everything, I'm smart.

1:10.0

And so I started driving it, then the potholes, you don't want to call it potholes, the divots in the road became larger and larger and there's this this drop and it probably was like a three foot drop

1:26.4

But I was pretty sure that I could make it

1:31.1

And so I said you know what I think we can do this.

1:34.0

And my, and the guy that my girlfriend's cousin, he said, oh yeah, I come back here in my car all the time and it's good.

1:42.0

You'll be able to, you might have to gas it when you come back up but you'll be fine so I'm like okay so I proceeded forward and all the sudden the car just came to a lurching halt.

1:53.4

Oh, and I was like, this is not good.

1:56.4

Did you bottom it out?

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