Couple things start out here.

Oh, God, never a good way to start. Go ahead. Well, Josh Gad, who is playing Herod in Superstar, has COVID, so he's had to drop out. And I barely interacted with him because he's in one number. Right. I have a fan next to him, but I'm not really next to him. Right. So thank goodness for that. But also, is COVID still a thing? I guess it is. Maybe Jesus Christ wasn't happy with the way you guys are producing his musical. And he was like, you know what? I need to ruffle some feathers. Well, I did have feathers in my hand to ruffle. There you go. It all circles. It circles back to where it started. This is circling the drain.

Welcome, everyone.

Dumb bitches, dragalongs, and stragglers who just ended up here because someone in HR told you to listen to us.

Thank you so much.

We're so happy you're here.

We are, I think, not the podcast that recaps your favorite true crime TV shows. My name is Ellen Marsh. And across from me, star of radio and stage, Joey Taranto. Can I tell you who's replacing Josh Gad? I know, but you can tell the people. It's John Stamos. And my 10-year-old self is like, I'm going to be next to Uncle Jesse. I'm in love with him. He's so hot. He is so perfect. And correct me if I'm wrong. Like, we're not mad at him for anything, right? I always need people to tell me when they're like, oh, well, back in 2002. Because like, I don't know. But like, we're not mad at John Stamos. We love John Stamos. His work on full house was really singular. No, it's not his fault that he has to know Candace Cameron. That was thrust it upon him, that twat. Great point. He is so goddamn hot. I have no idea where it comes from. I want to know everything. And rumor has it. You know, he was invited by Birdie on Broadway. I did not. And everyone who I know that was in that

production said he's an angel. Well, I look forward to turning him into a fallen angel. You know,

we've been joking a lot about taking this show on tour. And speaking of tour, we will be on tour

throughout the month of August. If you're listening, we've already done our first show in

DC and it's gone really well.

As of now, we have very few tickets left. There may still be a few. We would love to see you.

You can head on over to I think notpod.com. Click on C.S. Live and check out if we're going to be in your neighborhood.

If you haven't noticed, we are covering who the bleep did I marry. And it's going to get out there on the internet. We did that as an Easter egg because our live show is a Who the Bleep Did I Marry episode. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us being silly. Silly go. How did our show go in D.C. My love? And how is our show in Atlanta tonight gonna go?

Well, one second. I'm, um, as, hmm. Hello, Joey and Ellen, it's me, Miss Cleo. Oh, hi, Ms. Cleo from

the grave. I've just called into the show to let you know that it's, this accent has taken a turn.

Go with it. Go with it. Nobody noticed. The show went fabulous, except Ellen's dress went over her head and everyone saw her hoo-ha and a he-ha. Yeah, thank you. That is no shock and surprise to everyone. Thank you, Miss Cleo, from coming from Beyond the Grave with a very suspicious accent. But you're always welcome here, and I think not. You know that. Don't mention it.

So, as you all know, we are covering Who the Bleep over here. We are covering American Monster over

on the Patreon. So head over to the Patreon if you want more bonus content. But surprise,

that's why we chose Who the Bleep did I marry. Shall we get to the episode, my love?

Awesome.

Joey, guess who's back?

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