Are you a skipper? Do you skip the first four minutes of our episode every week?

We're not mad at you, a little bit, but we need you to listen up. That's right, because we've got some news for you. We want to keep you in the loop. Did you know that we're going on tour the month of August? Of course they don't, Joey, because they skip it. They skip everything. Keep going. Tell them. Well, that's important to know because we will not be going on tour next year because of conflicts,

and Ellen will be very busy with her bang maintenance. It's a full time job, full year round. It's a full time job. So listen up. We know that you guys skip. So listen to all of these dates. All right. Here we go. We're starting in Washington, D.C. and straight from D.C., the next day, we're flying to Atlanta. We will be in Atlanta, August 6th. Then we head to Raleigh, North Carolina, August 7th. Then we take a couple days off, and we go to Indianapolis, August 10th. Then we'll be in St. Louis, August 11th, and August 12th will be in Boston Mass.

Then we round out the tour with Seattle, August 17th, Los Angeles, August 18th.

Ooh, this is a hectic schedule.

Phoenix, August 20th.

Then we'll head to Chicago on August 21st, and then finally, we will end our tour in Dallas on August 27th and Orlando August 28th.

You all, if you have been to our live show, you know we put our heart and soul into it.

We love seeing you.

We have a VIP where we do a question and answer and you're going to get a little prize from us.

And we always say hi to everyone after. It does mean the world to us and it

breaks our heart that we won't be touring next year. So this is your chance. It is the Drove All

Night Tour. Head to our website. I think not pod. Check our Instagram. Look on our link tree. Come see us

live. We have been prepping one hell of a show for you.

We can't wait to see your smiling faces and give you kisses and lingering hugs.

And last little announcement for our skippers. Every time I say that I feel like I'm talking about Gilligan's Island. We launched Apple subscriptions, you all.

That's right. Now listen, if you're on the Patreon,

you don't need to do anything. You can stay over there. But we decided to launch Apple subscriptions

for people who are like, I don't want to fool with Patreon. That's okay. You don't have to.

With the click of a button, you can get four bonus episodes a month. That's right. Patreon members

stay right there. If you just want ad free stuff

and you don't want to deal with another app, I do not blame you. So this is just for people who want

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