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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#276: God Gave You A Brain. It's Okay To Use It

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

1- Dog whistles, I mean, racist signals everywhere
2- He ain’t bright
3- Obama congratulates graduates
4- Does he stay or does he go now?
5- Religion vs science: You lose.
6- A Florida man. Imagine that.
7- She flies with with the birds

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 276 of my podcast.

0:21.6

Who's Paying Attention?

0:23.6

First of all, in the interest of not making the people at all things comedy like Aaron

0:30.6

and his fellow techs jobs more difficult, I am not touching any settings.

0:36.6

Last week I recorded, I put some kind of crazy echo in there,

0:41.2

and they had to clean it up, and I appreciate you guys and what you do. I will not touch anything.

0:47.4

I know I've been talking about my improved recording setup. Unfortunately, fortunately,

0:57.3

unfortunately, whatever, I ordered a desk from a company called Versa Tables, and it's one of those standing desks that you can raise the height of it so

1:03.3

you can work sitting down or standing up. I'm sure that it's going to be beautiful and it's going to

1:09.2

help whenever I get it.

1:11.6

This company has been comical how bad they've done on this.

1:16.8

So I ordered it.

1:18.5

Then I got a confirmation of the order email.

1:21.2

You've all seen those.

1:22.6

And they asked me to confirm it.

1:24.0

I did confirm it.

1:25.4

Then about five days later, I get another email just saying to respond to

1:30.2

this email above the line. And it's my order. So I responded and said, yes, that's my order. Then the guy

1:36.7

called me, the customer service guy called me. Of course, he called me at 520 on a Friday afternoon

1:42.3

when the business is done. You can't call them back. So I called

1:47.2

back Monday. Once again, they want to confirm the order. Apparently, they had one number wrong

1:53.3

on my credit card. Mistake. It can happen. Give them the new credit card info. Go over the order,

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