276 - 30 Minute Wedding Speech

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 108 minutes

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0:00.0	All right, happy Monday, everybody.
0:01.2	Jake, when did Hubcaps stop existing?
0:05.0	In what way?
0:06.8	I mean, look at cars these days, they don't have Hope Caps.
0:10.4	They have like Rims. Rims back in the day were like only by like fabulous, fabulous and ludicrous
0:17.0	were.
0:18.0	What's?
0:19.0	What makes it a hubcap and what makes it a rim?
0:22.0	Define the terms please. I think a hub cap can fall off like a hub cap is like something you just like you just put over the top like a like a lid on a cup. Yeah, yeah.
0:30.6	A rim is like solid. I have H-caps. No you don't. I promise I do. No, you don't. I do. No, you don't.
0:37.0	No, you don't.
0:38.0	No way. Maybe Hupcaps have just gotten better disguising him. It's like what happened?
0:42.0	How do you know this? It's like what happened to solar panels. It's like maybe
0:44.0	they're just blending in maybe the whole roof is the solar panel. Yeah yeah yeah yeah
0:47.2	it's like all commode in there for Hocabs. No you don't what do you mean to prove it.
0:51.9	Okay. So I'm going to go with your word, the prove with your word. No, you don't. What do you mean? Prove it.
0:52.6	Okay.
0:53.6	Prove it with your words.
0:54.6	I'll go get it.
0:55.6	Every now and then.
0:57.4	I'd give you $100 you go get your hubcap right now.
0:59.7	Really?
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