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Punch Drunk Sports

#275 "Sam Walks Out (again)" with Pat Barker

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8904 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2018

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

A week overdue, but here it is: The March 30 episode of Punch Drunk Sports, wherein our host Sam Tripoli walks out after a dustup with Ari Shaffir and Jayson Thibault about the Reverse Kobayashi bet.
Also this week, guest Pat Barker looks on in horror.
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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,

0:06.0

three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.

0:11.1

Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.

0:13.1

All right.

0:13.9

Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.

0:16.8

And don't get us started on Mel.

0:19.4

But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.

0:22.6

All aboard Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat, keep everyone's plans alive when you

0:27.1

travel with us. P and O'Ferees, there is another way.

0:30.0

Oh, he's cute, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:40.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him him sounds like an elephant with a chest infection

0:45.9

Well, they call him a dreamer and now they're right all aboard mister I can never sleep when I'm traveling find all the comfort you need in the quiet

0:55.6

lounge Piando ferries that is another way and welcome to punch drunk sports where winners win. You know who we are. You know what we're here to do.

1:09.0

Joining us in studio is one of the young guns of comedy.

1:14.0

The kids...

1:15.0

Appreciate that.

1:16.0

Oh, he's written on the rows.

1:20.0

He's a prolific writer.

1:21.0

If you hire him to write you a page,

1:23.4

you'll have it to you an hour.

1:25.3

Straight out of Philly, but not a Philly fan.

1:27.6

We'll get a Philadelphia Eagle fan.

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