Hello. Hello, hello. Hello, it's hello. Hello, it's hello. Hello, it's me, John Blythe, and this podcast, this regular features episode of this podcast here, is coming out to you live on my fucking birthday, the 4th of January, everybody. Come on! Round of floors, please. Celebrate the 4th of January with log in mind.

So I'm here stuffing revels into my mouth and also other festive chocolates.

I was so frustrated because I knew it was Log's birthday.

I wrote him a card earlier today.

Log came in, dropped the B-bomb.

Just mentioned off-handily, oh, because my birthday is coming up.

I had to run upstairs and grab the card

and bring it down quickly enough

that he wouldn't think

that I'd just gone and made him a car

I assumed that he'd done one of his

patterns had joined you know when we did birthday cards

at a live show

and we just sat there on a sort of like conveyor belt

of just drawing dicks on things and trying to make as many amusing things

and make as many people happy as possible.

Yeah.

Yeah, I assumed you'd run upstairs and just drawn a coiled up dick saying,

whatever box is there?

It was that there was a GPS saying do a U-turn

and the dick was all spiraled up

and he was saying

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