There you are.

There you are. How are we all?

Brace, it's time for Homo sapiens.

Listeners, you find me in the glamorous, most glamorous of locations.

I'm in the Hampton by Hilton Hotel in Bristol Airport because, you know, that's my life. Staying over in the airport because I've got a flight at 6 a.m. and I'll be blown if I'm getting up at

and I'll be blown if I'm getting up at whatever it is.

So I'm in the hotel.

It's seconds away from the airport I'm told five minute walk although there was a

slight run in because we actually accidentally went to the holiday in which is

much further away and I would have just trotted out and gone in and then I would have been not able to get to the airport.

So that was a little bit of excitement. So I'll paint a picture for you. I'm looking at a sort of plastic office chair, which in front of a desk, no mini bar in here. Not even a room service, little kettle, very sweet. Milk and things, I don't think there's a biscuit with the tea making stuff, which is always a little sad. Bar downstairs,

restaurante bar situation, you have to go down there if you want to get a drink etc.

Quite good fun.

Something going on with gayness down there.

There was a guy talking on the phones I came in about someone being...

Well, I don't, he was talking about someone being really gay, but he was saying it in a positive way and he was like

you'd love them I think he was gay to his gay friend not quite sure anyway that

was going on so I was was like, Bristol, cool.

And then you can just sort of have a drink down there,

there, there's people having fun,

they're playing news.

And then in my room, I think that's a sofa bed, you know.

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