274 - Tourettes Gang
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 24 October 2021
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. |
| 0:02.0 | We're doing a quick one this week where we're running around and we're on tour right now. |
| 0:06.6 | So we we're not going to be with you for the hour. |
| 0:09.2 | We're probably going to do closer to 45 minutes. |
| 0:11.4 | If you have a problem with that, you can go watch something else. |
| 0:14.4 | We don't care. |
| 0:15.2 | Colin Powell is dead. |
| 0:17.4 | And it's very sad. |
| 0:19.6 | And he, you know, he was the first black liar. |
| 0:26.0 | And he lied to the UN. |
| 0:28.7 | And he was the first black person who told a big lie about Iraq and he knew it was a lie. |
| 0:36.2 | And we respect Colin Powell because that's the game of politics is lying. |
| 0:39.8 | I mean, and he did it well. |
| 0:42.3 | He was a leader and a legend and he did many other things that were great, but he also, |
| 0:47.1 | you know, unfortunately, you know, Dick Cheney in that, that, that crew of goblins got |
| 0:54.0 | him to go in and sell the Iraq war and people believed it. |
| 0:58.6 | I believed it. |
| 0:59.6 | I was in, you know, like 12th grade at the time, 11th or 12th grade. |
| 1:03.3 | And I thought that we had to go into Iraq and democratize the Middle East. |
| 1:08.1 | I believe that. |
| 1:09.1 | I was a closeted gay, cocaine addict. |
| 1:14.0 | And to me, that logic made sense that people in the Middle East hated us because we were |
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