Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast this

week coming to you live from Brighton!

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Aniches Innski, Andrew Huntson Murray,

and James Harkin, and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

facts from the last seven days, and in no particular order, here we go starting with you,

Andy.

My fact is that babies who live in London are more rude than babies from the West Midlands.

So...

What do the London babies do?

They come at you with a knife.

They don't say thank you and they don't say sorry.

And this is a study by Liverpool University, we've studied two and a half thousand babies.

Sorry, it must be babies of a certain age because they don't think any like one month old

babies say that's true.

No, it's all about the first words that they learn, and it turns out the babies in London

and Wales weirdly are least likely to include the word thank you among their first words.

And normally babies are quite polite, as in the word sorry, crops up quite a lot.

Oh, they're always fucking up, so...

I'm not surprised.

If I shut myself seven times a day, I'd apologise all the time as well.

Hang on, they've not shat themselves.

They haven't gone, oh god, I am so sorry.

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