Hello and welcome to episode two of the well-read beard podcast. This is take two of this intro because my

girl grew up at the FedEx man who I just found out delivered pasties to my wife so she can wear them

over her nipples at Bonnaroo. Anyway, it's time for me to give you some dates before we get this

episode started. The day this episode drops Wednesday June 1st. I'm at Zany's Nashville. I've got

DJ Lewis with me. He has maced in the butthole fame. DJ and I will be doing the joy revival tour

all June. June 4th. We're going to be in Asheville, North Carolina at Beauty Bar.

June 10th. We're going to be in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Then we're going to be at Bonnaroo, June 16th

through 19th. Andy will be there with her pasties. So if that's worth $300 or however much that

ticket cost to you, come check that out. June 22nd, Birmingham, Alabama. I will announce

Knoxville and Bristol and some other dates soon. Oh, that's it. Love you guys. Get those tickets

for real. Like that's the only way I can afford to pastime my family is if you guys buy tickets.

Enjoy this episode. We got Carmen back again. She's the best.

Welcome to the Well-Red Beard podcast. I am Red Beard. This is my podcast. I will be playing

the role of Corey and Trey as they are in the UK. You want to play both roles? That'd be pretty fun.

DJ is too busy. That's something that him talked about. He just plays Corey and Andy plays Trey.

Yeah, but then DJ and Andy would have to make out. I don't know if I could be cool.

That's true. How are you going to be able to encapsulate the sexual tension between those two friends?

Yeah, it'd be tough. I think I have to get my third grade math teacher in here.

I don't know that reference. Oh, no, it's just something for me. So I want to have sexual

tension. I'm thinking a lot about it for many years. Very tough.

Yeah, you would have the sorry to be ingress. You're all out. Oh, should I go down?

You set it up for it to be there and then get it out. Sorry to blow everyone's ears out.

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