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You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

I need to touch it.

Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-he-haired.

You've got diphtheriae, crushing my esophagus.

I've got the bolivide stripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbell,

exacerbating my incredible woes.

I want to take my brain out,

blast with the wave,

an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.

I want a magic pill for my ailments,

the health equivalent of citizen cane.

And if I don't get it now in the tablet,

I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

I want to requiem for my disease.

So I'm paging Dr. Steve.

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