Today, I'm on my co-marriage show.

I was like, by candy man, what do you mean?

And what do you mean, sir?

He goes, are you the guy who brings the Snickers

for the ladies?

And then I'm like, does he think I'm adding on the ladies?

Like, there's a whole thing that's going on.

So you really really don't know what's going on.

Right.

And I said, sir, sometimes I will travel to Wawa

and I'll come back with the Snickers,

depending on who's in front and hand off of Snickers.

So the team, he goes, well, I'm on the team.

What do you suppose it would sound like if Cubs

announced her Harry Carey said the name of the mayor?

Now batting forth, coming up the cleanup,

Peter, build the Blazio.

I try to pick my moments.

I just, well, every time you say,

you're up because you know, not very often

do I be able to rekindle the memory of Harry

with Bill the Blazio.

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