0:00.0	The following program is rated TV M-A-N-O-C.
0:08.0	It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin.
0:11.0	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:13.0	Viewer discretion advised.
0:15.0	Oh!
0:17.0	Fuck your pumpkin spice.
0:25.8	Go to the fucking gym.
0:33.0	Obesity is epidemic in the United States and a major cause of death.
0:37.0	What is fat?
0:38.3	I, a fat person, am sharing my own lived experience.
0:41.3	Pizza is a vegetable.
0:43.3	Your fat phobia is your problem.
0:46.3	It is not my place as a smaller-bodied white man to comment on it.
0:50.3	Radical body positivity.
0:52.3	What can men do against such reckless hate? There's only one man
0:56.2	who can help me. This is for you new people. I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits.
1:05.2	This day we fight.
1:07.0	Who?
1:07.4	Who? Oh! Oh! Oh! Swole Norma.
1:19.6	The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the bacon is sizzling.
1:26.6	Welcome to the Daily Swole.
1:35.8	Testing, testing, testing, test, test, test, testing, testing, test, testicles,
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