273: Trebuchet T*ddies

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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In this episode, we ask important questions like "what is happening to comedy clubs" and "Would you rather have dck-sized n-pples or n-pple-sized dcks?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:24.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:26.0	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and seas apply.
0:30.0	Sunshine! I'm running in the rain.
0:35.0	I hate this weather.
0:38.0	Not me.
0:41.0	Ugh, Still 6K. I know I'm exhausted. You're right. I love running too. If you don't hate running a little, you don't hate running a little, you don't love running enough.
0:55.0	Run with Nike.
0:57.0	Visit Nike.com slash running to learn more.
1:00.0	Hey it's white boy Chris. If the pat down's ever made you laugh then join our
1:03.3	patreon and support us get bonus content a t-shirt or an autographed copy of
1:07.6	rabbit miss pat's autobiography visit miss pat comedy dot com for the link to the
1:11.7	patreon and while you're there join our
1:13.2	Facebook group. I come to another episode of the pat down I'm here with my two
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